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The image features three shirtless, muscular men with friendly smiles set against a soft, pastel bokeh background. Each man is casually dressed in low-rise jeans or trousers, highlighting their toned physique. Above them, playful text in a casual font reads, "I like my meals like my men. hot and well-seasoned." This lighthearted and flirtatious statement connects culinary tastes with romantic preferences, adding a humorous touch to the visual presentation.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
The image features three shirtless, muscular men with friendly smiles set against a soft, pastel bokeh background. Each man is casually dressed in low-rise jeans or trousers, highlighting their toned physique. Above them, playful text in a casual font reads, "I like my meals like my men. hot and well-seasoned." This lighthearted and flirtatious statement connects culinary tastes with romantic preferences, adding a humorous touch to the visual presentation.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Hot and Well Seasoned – Spicy Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

Serve up some serious heat with our cheeky placemat that knows exactly what you crave:  abs as sculpted as a good plot twist. 

We designed this mat to spice up your table—and your imagination – because, let’s face it, you deserve a little eye candy while you eat.

Bring the perfect seasoning with this mat. Life’s too short for bland meals or boring men - plus, good taste never goes out of style.

*This is one of five placemats in the "Half-Dressed Book Boyfriends" series.

Placemat Details:

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 24133551909742300026

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